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The 11/24/13 Joy Jar

24 Nov

Moi is working on her review of Letters to Bill Clinton edited by Rabbi Menachem Genack. It is one of the deepest and most profound books moi has read in a while. On her way to the Seattle Public Library to work, moi stopped by Denny’s in the SODO District to have a big a$$ed breakfast. Seattle is sooo totally PC that most of the fast food restaurants and cheap eats like Denny’s have been driven out of the downtown core. There is a food ghetto in the SODO District where you can find fast food. You can tell that the city wanted to segregate these types of restaurants – on the way into Denny’s moi steeped over a hypodermic needle. Since the needle didn’t have an arm or leg attached, moi kept going. When Seattle outlaws breathing, moi will have to move. My bad a$$ed breakfast was Bilbao’s Feast based on some Hobbit character who loved to chow down. It came on a platter, and was hash browns, egg scramble, a sausage as big as moi’s head, and honey dripped French toast. Take that PC MORONS. Today’s deposit into the ‘Joy Jar’ is moi’s bad a$$ed breakfast at Denny’s.

It’s almost seems as though there’s a battle going on between the public and all the fast-food establishments, and, believe me, I think it’s very tasty food.
Regis Philbin

“At some point, they are going to have to knock a hole in the side of the wall and throw the rotisserie chicken out as you drive by.”
Harry Balzer

“People don’t want to get out of their cars to get dinner.”
Harry Balzer

“I don’t like to eat snails. I prefer fast food.”
Roger von Oech, ‘A Kick in the Seat of the Pants’ (1996)

“We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking.”
Steve Elbert

“In terms of fast food and deep understanding of the culture of fast food, I’m your man.”
Bill Gates

“The journey of a thousand pounds begins with a single burger.”
Chris O’Brien

“It requires a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger bun.”
Ray Kroc

“We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.”
Jeff Arder

“Believe it or not, American eat 75 acres of pizza a day.”
Boyd Matson

The 09/14/13 Joy Jar

14 Sep

Moi only eats soup in the fall and winter. There is something in the air which says the fall will be here. Today, moi stopped by Macy’s Taste Restaurant and had turkey lentil soup and salad for lunch. It tasted good, it tasted like fall. Today’s deposit into the ‘Joy Jar’ is really good soup.

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
H. L. Mencken

My greatest strength is common sense. I’m really a standard brand – like Campbell’s tomato soup or Baker’s chocolate.
Katharine Hepburn

Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup.
Ludwig van Beethoven

A first-rate soup is more creative than a second-rate painting.
Abraham Maslow

I live on good soup, not on fine words.
Moliere

“Writing is a lot like making soup. My subconscious cooks the idea, but I have to sit down at the computer to pour it out.”
Robin Wells

“A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.”
Proverbs

The 03/06/13 Joy Jar

5 Mar

Every Tuesday moi goes to a prayer group which meets at 6:30 a.m. Moi being a bit of a night owl finds that a stretch, but she knows that it stretches and supports her as a person. Today, moi took her self to breakfast and had nice scrambled eggs with spinach and potatoes. Yum. Moi thinks she will probably do this every Tuesday. Today’s deposit in the ‘Joy Jar’ is breakfast.

Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Lewis Carroll

When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,” said Piglet at last, “what’s the first thing you say to yourself?”

“What’s for breakfast?” said Pooh. “What do you say, Piglet?”

“I say, I wonder what’s going to happen exciting today?” said Piglet.

Pooh nodded thoughtfully. “It’s the same thing,” he said.”
A.A. Milne

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.”
Steven Wright

One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast.”
Robert A. Heinlein, Friday

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.”

Oscar Wilde

You may have a dog that won’t sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she’s too stupid to learn how but because she’s too smart to bother

Rick Horowitz