Almost every day moi uses a fork. It is one of those things that one takes for granted. For some reason, moi stopped to look at a fork today and thought-this makes eating so much easier for moi. Other cultures may have different eating implements, but moi is comfortable with a fork. Today’s deposit into the ‘Joy Jar’ is a fork.
“Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers.”
Will Rodgers
“Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?”
Stanislaw Lee
“Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.”
Ambrose Bierce
“Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter what fork you use.”
Emily Post
“The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork
Oscar Wilde”
“NAKED Lunch — a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork.”
William S. Burroughs
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