Tag Archives: Beverage

The 05/08/13 Joy Jar

7 May

 

Moi likes lemonade, but thinking about it, the only time she drinks lemonade is when the weather gets warms. It is a warm Spring and Sunmer is on the way. Moi will be drinking plenty of lemonade, the REAL LEMONADE made with real lemons over the next couple of months. Today’s desposit into the ‘Joy Jar’ is REAL LEMONADE.

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
Alfred Newman

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White

LIFE IS AN ADVENTURE EXPERIENCED IN STAGES. Today’s lemons are the ingredients for tomorrows lemonade. What made you cry today will make you smile tomorrow. Today’s seeds will produce tomorrows harvest. Each day, each moment, God is working out His purposes in your life. TRUST HIM.

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When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade.
Dale Carnegie

The 04/13/13 Joy Jar

12 Apr

 

Today was simply a kick back day. There was nothing in particular on the agenda except to enjoy the day and evening. Tonight, watching the tube and eating cheese and crackers and drinking a beer. Today’s deposit into the ‘Joy Jar’ is ice cold beer.

 

 

 

He was a wise man who invented beer.
Plato

 

 

 

 

 

The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn’t know me. They wouldn’t drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn’t come down.
Ethel Waters

 

 

 

 

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.”
Abraham Lincoln

 

 

 

 

Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.”
Tom Robbins,
Jitterbug Perfume

 

 

 

 

Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.”
Ray Bradbury,
The October Country

 

 

 

 

 

I don’t think I’ve drunk enough beer to understand that.”
Terry Pratchett,
The Last Continent

 

 

 

 

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin