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The 09/08/13 Joy Jar

8 Sep

Moi was walking down the street when she observed a guy jogging with his pup and the doggie was keeping in step, tail wagging with a smile. There is nothing more beautiful than a happy dog. Today’s deposit into the ‘Joy Jar’ is happy dogs.

Happy Quotes About Dogs
“Happiness is a warm puppy.”
Charles Schulz

“Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.”
“Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to.”
Alfred A. Montapert
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”
Ben Williams
“If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
Will Rogers
“The average dog is a nicer person then the average person.”
Andy Rooney
“The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.”
“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.”
Gilda Radner

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The 03/16/13 Joy Jar

15 Mar

There are certain things one notices if they aren’t around when you need them. Kleenex is something one misses if they don’t have it readily available. Toliet paper is another item one wants to have available. Then, there is the napkin which is useful for so many purposes. Today’s deposit into the ‘Joy Jar’ is the napkin.

Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.”
Andy Rooney

Never allow butter, soup or other food to remain on your whiskers. Use the napkin frequently.”
‘Hill’s Manual of Social and Business Forms: Etiquette of the Table’ (1880)

Do not drink more than two or three times during the meal, and wipe your lips with a napkin after each sip, especially if a common drinking-cup is used.”
Desiderius Erasmus (1466? – 1536)

Cesar Romero would attend the opening of a napkin.”                                         Jim Backus quotes (American Actor, 19131989)

At the dinner table, if you can’t think of anything to say, sit quietly. Don’t throw rolls, or chew on your napkin.                                                                    Mason Cooley