The 04/22/13 Joy Jar

21 Apr

You know people lived before microwave ovens were invented. They ate real food and waited a long time for it to be done until they ate it. There are cook books which tell one how to cook EVERYTHING in a microwave including a turkey. All moi knows is whatever it is, you can heat it up quicker and eat sooner. Today’s deposit into the ‘Joy Jar is the microwave oven.

The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C – not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it.
Stephen Hawking

The New Age? It’s just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.
James Randi

I hate when the microwave decides to heat my plate, but not my food.


I like to accomplish things before the microwave beeps.

Brandi Issacs

It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: “THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR microwave.” Loosely translated, this means, “You’re on your own, Bernice.”

Erma Bombeck

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.
Tracy Morgan

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